"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges!" --Gold Hat, as played by Alfonso Bedoya "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre" (1948)
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Click here 1960-1962 "Collins On A Cloud" Can you help?/ KGO TV Show Gold Hat/ Alfonso Bedoya/ Al "Jazzbo" Collins "Badges? I don't have to show you any stinking badges!" - Missing Can you confirm? Click here 1967 The swearing in of The Bandidos/ Pledge (from album "A Lovely Bunch of Al Jazzbo Collins and the Bandidos") Al Jazzbo Collins "I don't got to show you no stinkin' badges!" - Long audio clip Click here 1967/09/11 The Monkees episode: "It's A Nice Place To Visit"/TV Series Micky Dolenz "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" - Video (Thanks Greg Grantham!) Click here 1969 Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid/ Film Bandits DISCONFIRMED NOT FOUND Click here 1972 Joe Kidd/ Film Luis Chama/ John Saxon DISCONFIRMED NOT FOUND Click here 1974 Blazing Saddles/Film Mexican Bandit "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" - Video - Audio Click here 1975-present Farley/Comic Strip Various/ Phil Frank, 1943-2007 "Badges. Badges? We don't got to show you no steenking badges!" "'I Don't Have To Show You No Stinking Badges' by Luis Valdez" "Badges?? I don't got to show you no..." "Badges? Badges? I don't got to show you no steenking badges!!" - Comic Strips Click here 1977/10/29 Saturday Night Live/TV Series "Pirate Killer Bee"/ John Belushi "We don't have no stinking UNICEF!" - Video Click here 1978 Goin' South/Film? Hector/ John Belushi? DISCONFIRMED NOT FOUND Click here 1978-1982? WKRP in Cincinatti/TV Dr. Johnny Fever/ Howard Hesseman "It was a minor misunderstanding one night with 145 Mexican cops. I thought they were soldiers. I said, 'Show me some badges.' The guy said, 'Badges? Ah, we don't need no stinking badges!'" - Video (Thanks Greg Grantham!) Click here 1980 The Ninth Configuration/Film Unknown "We don't need no stinkin' badges!" - Video Click here 1980-1982? Bosom Buddies/TV Series Kip Wilson/ Tom Hanks "I don't need no stinking hall pass!" - Video Click here 1981 Elephant Parts/Film Bandito "Nachos! We don't need no stinking nachos!" - Video Click here 1981-1987 Hill Street Blues/ TV Series Jesus Martinez/ Trinidad Silva "We don't need no stinkin' badges." - Missing Can you help? Click here 1983 Scarface/Film? Al Pacino? DISCONFIRMED NOT FOUND Click here 1983 Still Smokin'/Film? Cheech and/or Chong? DISCONFIRMED NOT FOUND Click here 1983/05/07 Wizards and Warriors episode: "The Dungeon of Death"/TV Series Neenja/ Ryeland G. Allison "Badgers? Badgers? You don't need no stinking badgers. You need knives." - Video - Audio (Clips courtesy of the Aperans W&W site and CJ) Click here 1984 The Brother from Another Planet/Film Men in Black/ John Sayles and David Strathairn "Badges? What badges? We don't have to show you any badges." - Video Click here 1984 Badges/Song (from album "Politics Of Time") Minutemen "We have no badges, we don't need no badges, we don't need no stinking badges" - MP3 Click here 1984 Beverly Hills Cop?/ Film Axel Foley/ Eddie Murphy DISCONFIRMED NOT FOUND Click here 1984 Gotcha!/Film Manolo/ Jsu Garcia "Don't show me your badges! We don't know nothin' about no stinking badges!" - Video Click here 1984/12/03 The A-Team episode: "There Goes the Neighborhood"/TV Series Captain H.M. 'Howling Mad' Murdock/ Dwight Schultz "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" - Video Click here 1985/10 Medicine Show/Song (From album "This Is Big Audio Dynamite") Gold Hat/ Alfonso Bedoya as sampled by Big Audio Dynamite "I don't have to show you any stinking badges!" - Full MP3 - MP3 Clip Click here 1985/10/18 Miami Vice episode: Out Where The Buses Don't Run/ TV Series Hank Weldon/ Bruce McGill "Reservations? He don't need no stinkin' reservations." - Missing Can you help? Click here 1986 ¡Three Amigos!/Film El Guapo? DISCONFIRMED NOT FOUND Click here 1986 I Don't Have to Show You No Stinking Badges/Play Luis Valdez Title.   Click here 1986 O.C. & Stiggs/ Film Bandito/ Maurice Orozco "Badges? Badges? We don't have no stinking badges! We've got souvenirs! You want to buy some goodies?" - Video (Thanks to Peter Hess for this gem!) Click here 1986-1988 Sledge Hammer! episode: "Sledge, Rattle & Roll"/TV Series Sledge Hammer/ David Rasche "Hey... I don't need no sticking badges!" - Video Click here 1987 I Blew Up The Clinic Real Good/Song (from album "I Predict 1990") Steve Taylor "Try and catch me, coppers You stinking badges better think again Before you mess this boy around" - Full MP3 - MP3 Clip - Lyrics Click here 1987 The Principal/ Film Rick Latimer/ James Belushi "Give 'em some stinking badges Darcy". - Video Click here 1987/05/01 San Francisco Chronicle column: "Everybody Loves Friday"/ Newspaper Don G. Jones by way of Herb Caen "Barges? We don't need no stinkin' barges!" - Coming Soon! Click here 1988 Colors/Film Frog/ Trinidad Silva DISCONFIRMED NOT FOUND Click here 1988 It Came From Somewhere Else/ Film Kung Fu Masters (?) Subtitles: "Badges? We don't need no stinking BADGES!" - Missing Can you help? Click here 1988 Journey to Fusang/ Book Fur trader/ William Sanders «he replied in extremely poor Arabic that "he didn't have no stinking badgers."» - Page 118, Stone Dragon Press edition Click here 1989 UHF/Film Raul Hernandez/ Trinidad Silva "Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!" - Video Click here 1989 Troop Beverly Hills/Film Rosa/ Shelley Morrison "Patches? We don't need no stinking patches!" - Video Click here 1989/10/04 Super Mario Bros. episode: "Do You Princess Toadstool take this Koopa...?/ Animated TV Series Koopa Troopa/ John Stocker (?) "Caterers? We don't need no stinking caterers!" - Audio - Video Missing Can you help? Click here 1989/12 Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode: "The Robot Vs. The Aztec Mummy"/ TV Show Joel/ Joel Hodgson "Mexico. This is the city. My name is Friday. I carry a badge. I don't need no stinkin' badge." - Video Click here 1990 Flashback/Film Sparkle/ Kathleen York "Ooooh! We don't need no stinking badges, no?" - Video Click here 1990/02/26 21 Jump Street episode: "La Bizca"/ TV Series Tom Hanson and Doug Penhall/ Johnny Depp and Peter DeLuise Do you know? - Missing Can you help? Click here 1991 Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time/Film Arklon/ Wings Hauser "Badges? I don't need badges!" - Video Click here 1991 Backdraft/Film Brian McCaffrey/ William Baldwin "Spinach? We don't need no stinking spinach!" - Video Click here 1991-1993 Salute Your Shorts episode "Treasure of the Sara Madre"/ TV Series Michael Stein/ Erik MacArthur "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" - Audio (Thanks Josh Yawn!) Click here 1992 Gene Nelson's 30th Anniversary on KSFO/ Radio Broadcast Al "Jazzbeaux/Jazzbo" Collins "I don't got to show you no stinking badges!" - MP3 Clip - MP3 Full from Gene Nelson's 30th Anniversary on KSFO, 1992(?) Click here 1992 Julian H. Cope/Song (from album "Jehovahkill") Julian Cope "Badges, badges, we don't need no stinking badges!" - Lyrics - MP3 Clip Thanks to Andrew Branson for this! Click here 1992 Meatballs 4/ Film Ricky Wade/ Corey Feldman "Cars? We don't need no stinking cars." - Video Click here 1993/04 Fantastic Four issue: #375 - "Doom"/ Comic Book Johnny Storm (Human Torch)/ Tom DeFalco (writer), Paul Ryan (artist) "You're kidding, right? The Fantastic Four don't need no steeeenking weapons!" - Page Click here 1993/10/04 Beavis and Butt-Head episode: "Citizen Butt-Head"/TV series Beavis/ Mike Judge "We don't have to eat your stinking tacos! We have money." - Video Click here 1993/10/20 Grace Under Fire episode: "The Good, the Bad and the Pharmacist"/ TV Series Russell Norton/ Dave Thomas "Receipts? We don't need no steenking receipts!" - Missing Can you help? Click here 1993-1996? The John Larroquette Show/TV Series John Hemingway/ John Larroquette "We don't need no stinking badgers." - Missing Can you help? Click here 1994 City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold/Film Mitch Robbins/ Billy Crystal "We don't have to show you no stinking badges!" - Video Click here 1994 Just pour rire - Just For Laughs/ Comedy festival/show Robin Williams "Lines?! We don't need no stinkin' lines!" - Missing Can you help? Click here 1994 Oblivion/ Film Cowboys (?) "Badges, badges, we don't have no stinking badges." (?) - Missing Can you help? Click here 1994 Warriors/ Film Do you know? Do you know? - Missing Can you help? Click here 1994/07/30 badge15w.avi/ AVI Video (Ultimotion Codec) Do you know? "Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!" - AVI Clip (WMV) - AVI Clip (Ultimotion codec. Available for Windows here.) Click here 1994/11/02 Roseanne episode: Follow the Son/ TV Series David Jacob 'D. J.' Conner/ Michael Fishman DISCONFIRMED NOT FOUND Click here 1995 Big Dogs/ T-Shirt Big Dogs "Leashes, We don't need no Stinkin Leashes!" - T-Shirt Click here 1995/01/24 Big Fat Money/ Song (From album "Balance Alex Van Halen "I don't need no stinking click" - Full AAC - Clip Click here 1995/05 Mind Prey/ Book Lucas Davenport/ John Sandford "Records? We don't got no steenking records" - Page 103, Putnam Edition Click here 1997 Irresistible Impulse/Book Butch Karp/ Robert K. Tanenbaum "Oh, charges! This is Special Projects, honey. We don' need no stinkin' charges." - Page 340, Penguin Books edition Click here 1997/05/05 Communications Week Interactive/Magazine Net Detective "I'm a private cop," I explained. "We don't need no stinking badges." - Missing Can you help? Click here 1997/05/21 Men Behaving Badly episode: "It's Good to Be Dead"/ TV Series Mr. Fujisaki/ Richard Herkert "Pizzas? We don't need no stinking pizzas." (?) - Missing Can you help? Click here 1998 Good Bad & The Skinnee/Song (from album "Supermercado") 2 Skinnee J's "Badges, we don't need no stinking badges" - Full MP3 - MP3 Clip - Lyrics Click here 1998/02/16 Computerworld article: "Badge of glory"/Magazine Jill Vitiello "You don't need no stinkin' badges? Think again." - Text Click here 1998/03/18 3rd Rock From The Sun episode: "Stuck With Dick"/TV Series Harry Solomon/ French Stewart "Bagels? Bagels? We don't need no stinking bagels!" - Audio - Video - Full Video Clip (1.9MB) Click here 1998/03/23 Computerworld letter to the editor/Magazine Tony Parrillo "Stinkin' badges aired out" (Headline) - Text Click here 1999 Pokemon: Vol. 11: The Great Race/Video Trainer DISCONFIRMED NOT FOUND Click here 1999 It/Book Richie Tozer/ Stephen King "Batches? We doan need no stinkin batches!" - Page 706, New American Library edition Click here 1999 A+ Certification For Dummies/Book Ron Gilster "Batteries? We don't need No Stinking Batteries" (Subheading) - Missing Can you help? Click here 1999/04/23 Win Ben Stein's Money episode/TV Series Ben Stein "As in, 'We don't need no stinkin' badgers'" - Missing Can you help? Click here 1999/05/19 The Drew Carey Show episode: "Up on the Roof"/TV series Lewis/ Ryan Stiles "Permits!? We don't need no stinking permits!" - Video Click here 1999/10/24 The Simpsons episode: "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?"/TV series Homer/ Dan Castellaneta "We don't need no stinkin' E!" - Video Click here 2000 POD: Pilot's Handbook for version 2.0 software/Manual Line6 «Quick Start Guide or: "Manual? I don't need no stinking manual!"» - Page 7, PDF document Click here 2000 Walt Disney's Comics story: "The Three Caballeros Ride Again" / Comic Book Alfonso "Gold Hat" Bedoya/ Don Rosa "Bandages? I ain't got no bandages... I don't need no stinkin' bandages!" - Lead-up - Quote - Follow-up Click here 2000/01/29 Car Talk Puzzler: "Vinnie Goombatz and the 247 Arm Wrestlers"/Radio show Ray Magliozzi "Yeah, we don't need no stinking matches!" - RealAudio - Transcript Click here 2000/09 Adventures from the Book of Virtues Chick-fil-A Promotional Cassette: Honesty/ Fable on Tape Frog/Prince/ ? "Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!" - Audio Click here 2000/11/09 Escape from Monkey Island/ Computer Game Guybrush Threepwood/ Dominic Armato "ID? I don't got to show you no stinkin' ID!" - Video (thanks to Dave B for the clip!) Click here 2001 Bubble Boy/Film Slim/ Danny Trejo "Patches? I could use some stinkin patches!" - Video Click here 2001/07/09 WWF Raw Is War episode/TV Series Stone Cold Steve Austin "Badges? You got us badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" - Video (Thanks Koga!) Click here 2001/10/15 Crossing Jordan episode: "Born To Run"/TV Series Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh/ Jill Hennessy "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges." - Video Click here 2001/10/29 U.S. News & World Report/Magazine Bedard, Paul; Parker, Suzi; Newman, Richard J.; Comarow, Avery "Yes, you do need those stinking badges to get on Navy installations." - Missing Can you help? Click here 2001/10/8 InformationWeek column: IT Confidential/Magazine John Soat "Laws? We don't need no stinkin' laws!" - Text Click here 2001/11 Halo for Xbox - Audio Outtake/ Video Game Private Mendoza/ Mark Dias "You need some? Oh you want a little? How about some of this? Say hello to my little friend! We don't need no stinking badges!" - Audio Click here 2001/12/10 Byte.com Editorial: "Who Needs Your Stinking Warrant"/ Online Magazine Shannon Cochran "Who Needs Your Stinking Warrant" - Text Click here 2002 "The New Beachcombers"/ TV Movie Scott Rivers/ Cameron Bancroft "We don't need no stinkin' barge!" - Video (MPEG clip) Click here 2002/02/18-25 New Yorker cartoon (the anniversary issue - Feb. 18 & 25, 2002), p. 178/Magazine Cat/ J.C. Duffy "Badges? We don't have to show you no stinkin' badges!" - Cartoon Click here 2002/04 Dos Equis Beer commercial: "Cinco De Mayo Pointers with Nick and Steve"/ Radio Advertisement Steve "Badges? We don't need any stinking badges!" - MP3 Click here 2002/04/23 Andy Richter Controls the Universe episode: "Wedding"/TV Series Andy Richter/ Andy Richter "Badgers? I don't need no stinking badgers!" - Video Click here 2002/04/25 Friends episode: "The One With The Baby Shower"/ TV Series Joey Tribbiani/ Matt LeBlanc «In what John Houston film would you hear this line, "Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"» - Video Click here 2002/05/05 Philadelphia Inquirer Sunday Magazine Crossword Puzzle: "Walk On The Wild Side" Merl Reagle "IDONTHAVETOSHOWYOUANY" "STINKINGBADGERS" - Puzzle (In Across Lite format) Click here 2002/05/22 USA Today article: "Squashing computer pests takes some effort"/Newspaper Edward C. Baig "Patches? Yes you need those stinkin' patches." - Page 4D Click here 2002/06 Food & Wine advertisement: Weber Performer Charcoal Grill with gas start/Magazine Weber "matches? we don't need no stinking matches." - Page 49 Click here 2002/06/04 Wired News article: "Read The F***ing Story, Then RTFM"/ Web Newswire Michelle Delio "You didn't read it because you're a geek and you don't need no stinkin' manual." - Text Click here 2002/06/15 Totally Spies episode: "Man or Machine"/ Animated TV Series Alex/ Katie Leigh "Gadget? We don't need no stinking gadget." - Video Click here 2002/09/24 San Francisco Chronicle column: "Finally, a simple and clear foreign policy"/ Newspaper Jon Carroll "We bomb anyone we think needs bombing. We invade anyone we think needs invading. We don't sign treaties, we don't ask permission, we don't plant taters, we don't plant cotton, and we don't need no steenking badges." - Column Click here 2002/09/29 Thadeus & Weez/ Political Comic Strip George W. Bush/ Charles Pugsley Fincher "Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges!" - Comic Strip Click here 2002/10/08 Late Show With David Letterman/ TV Series David Letterman "Lampshades? We don't got no stinking lampshades!" - Video Click here 2002/10/08 Wall Street Journal column: "It's All Over Now, Baby Blue"/ Newspaper Daniel Henninger "Turnout? They don't need no stinking turnout." - Column Click here 2002/10/15 Cartoonista/ Editorial Cartoon Gray Davis/ Lalo Alcaraz "License? You don't need no steenkin' license to ride on Gray Davis' Latino Express!!" - Cartoon Click here 2002/12/20 The Word Detective/ Newspaper Column Evan Morris "Badgers? We don't have to show you no feeking badgers." - Text Click here 2003 Holes/ Film Mr. Sir/ Jon Voight "We don't need no stinking onions." - Video Click here 2003/02/15 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles episode: "A Better Mousetrap"/ Animated TV Series Michaelangelo/ Wayne Grayson "Chill bro -- we don't need no stinking surface world." - Video Click here 2003/03/02 Los Angeles Times (AP) Photo/ Newspaper ? "Frisbee? I Don't Need No Stinkin' Frisbee" - Photo Click here 2003/03/07 Farscape episode: "We're So Screwed, Part 2: Hot to Katratzi" / TV Series John Crichton/ Ben Browder "Codes ? We don't need no stinkin' codes!" - Video Click here 2003/05/17 Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! segment: "Lightning Fill-In-The-Blank"/ Radio Quiz Show Roy Blount Jr. «My feeling is that "We don't need no stinking badgers!"» - Audio Clip - Full Audio Clip Click here 2003/06/15 Washington Post column: "The Style Invitational Week 510: Universal Embarrassment"/ Newspaper Chuck Smith, Woodbridge "Department of the Interior: We Don't Need No Stinkin' Badgers." - Column Click here 2003/08/01 Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius episode: "A Beautiful Mine"/ Animated TV Series Sheen Juarerra Estevez/ Jeffrey Garcia "Uh, Libby, I don't think they need no stinkin' badges." - Video Click here 2003/09 United Way PSA: "Darren Howard - New Orleans Saints"/ TV commercial/PSA Asian kid "Badges? We don't need any stinking badges!" - Video Clip - Full commercial Click here 2003/09/05 Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius episode: "Sorry, Wrong Era"/ Animated TV Series Hugh Beaumont Neutron/ Mark DeCarlo "Parachutes? I don't need no stinking parachute!" - Video Click here 2003/09/11 Real Life/ Comic Strip Greg/ Greg Dean "Badgers? Badgers?! We don't need no stinking badgers!" - Comic Strip Click here 2003/09/16 The Fortress of Solitude/ Book Narrator/ Jonathan Lethem "We don't need no stinking badges." - Page 238, Doubleday edition Click here 2003/09/24 Agnus Day/ Comic Ted/ Jim Wetzstein "Badges?! We don't need no stinkin' badges!" - Comic Click here 2003/12/21 ESPN Sunday Night Football (Denver Broncos vs. Indianapolis Colts)/ Football Game Tight End/ Shannon Sharpe "We don't need no stinking badges." - Clip? Why yes, I'd love one Click here 2003/12/22 Denver Post article «Playoff berth on "Q"»/ Newspaper Tight End/ Shannon Sharpe/ reported by Adam Schefter "We don't need no stinkin' Portis" - Web Article Click here 2003/12/30 Lingo/ TV Game Show Chuck Woolery "What's that famous movie line, 'Badges we don't need no stinking badges'?" - Video Click here 2004/04/01 ER episode: "The Student"/ TV Series Nurse Samantha 'Sam' Taggart/ Linda Cardellini "Doctors? We don't need no stinking doctors" - Video Click here 2004/04/14 The Treasure of the Sierra Madre/ Play Gold Hat/ Luis Saguar (actor)/ Herb Robins (playwright) "Badges? To hell with badges. We don't got no badges. We don't need to show you no stinking badges. Come out of there. I want to speak to your lousy gringo face." N/A Click here 2004/07/20 Wired News article: "We Don't Need No Stinkin' Login"/ Web Newswire Rachel Metz "We Don't Need No Stinkin' Login" - Text Click here 2004/07/27 Grand Avenue/ Comic Strip Gabby Macfarlane/ Steve Breen "We don't need no stinking badges!" - Comic Strip Click here 2004/09/14 Get Fuzzy./ Comic Strip Bucky Katt/ Darby Conley "Pssh. Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers." - Comic Strip Click here 2004/09/28 Incubus Dreams/ Book Anita Blake/ Laurell K. Hamilton "Metaphysics, we don't need no stinking metaphysics." - Page 653, Berkley Hardcover edition Click here 2005/01/09 "We Don't Need No Stinkin' Transmitters" entry from "Behind the Scenes" / Podcast Clip Craig Patchett "Transmitters? We don't need no stinkin' transmitters!" - Audio Click here 2005/01/25 Liberty Meadows/ Comic Strip Ralph/ Frank Cho "I don't need no stinkin' badges!" - Comic Strip Click here 2005/02/22 Los Angeles Times article: "Town Gives Brave New World an F"/ Newspaper Protester picket sign/ reported by Eric Bailey "Badges... badges... We Don't Need No Stinkin' Badges" - Text Click here 2005/03/03 Law & Order: Trial by Jury episode: "The Abominable Showman"/ TV Series Lennie Briscoe/ Jerry Orbach "We don't need no stinking badges... I said, yeah, people need to see our badges." - Video Click here 2005/04 ING Direct Canada/ Billboard N/A "Fees? We don't need no stinkin' fees." - Image - Image Click here 2005/08/23 Eldest/Book Cobbler Loring/ Christopher Paolini «"Barges?" said the cobbler. "Barges?" We don't want no stinking barges!""» - Page 413, Knopf Hardcover edition Click here 2005/12/19 New York Times Editorial: "Dangerous Territory"/ Newspaper Bob Herbert "We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges." - Text (Requires Registration) - Text (Reprint) Click here Last modified Tuesday, 08-Oct-2019 14:26:59 EDT