[Stinking Badges] [Alfonso Bedoya, delivering the line]
"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges.
I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"

--Gold Hat, as played by Alfonso Bedoya
"The Treasure of the Sierra Madre" (1948)
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Original references:
1935 The Treasure of the Sierra Madre/Book Mexican Bandit (Gold Hat?)/ B. Traven "Badges, to god-damned hell with badges! We have no badges. In fact, we don't need badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges, you god-damned cabron and ching' tu madre! Come out there from that shit-hole of yours. I have to speak to you." (Previously censored here. Sorry kids!) Page 161, Modern Library edition Click here
1948 The Treasure of the Sierra Madre/Film Gold Hat/ Alfonso Bedoya "Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"
Audio (longer clip, with Bogart's line)!
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Not original, but most probably best-known reference:
1974 Blazing Saddles/Film Mexican Bandit "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" Video
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Recently added references:
(Added 2006/09/22)
Halo for Xbox - Audio Outtake/ Video Game New! Private Mendoza/ Mark Dias "You need some? Oh you want a little? How about some of this? Say hello to my little friend! We don't need no stinking badges!" Audio Click here
(Added 2006/06/30)
Walt Disney's Comics story: "The Three Caballeros Ride Again" / Comic Book New! Alfonso "Gold Hat" Bedoya/ Don Rosa "Bandages? I ain't got no bandages... I don't need no stinkin' bandages!" Lead-up
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(Added 2006/03/01)
Sledge Hammer! episode: "Sledge, Rattle & Roll"/TV Series New! Sledge Hammer/ David Rasche "Hey... I don't need no sticking badges!" Video Click here
(Added 2006/03/01)
"The New Beachcombers"/ TV Movie New! Scott Rivers/ Cameron Bancroft "We don't need no stinkin' barge!" Video (MPEG clip) Click here
(Added 2006/01/04)
Byte.com Editorial: "Who Needs Your Stinking Warrant"/ Online Magazine New! Shannon Cochran "Who Needs Your Stinking Warrant" Text Click here
(Added 2006/01/04)
New York Times Editorial: "Dangerous Territory"/ Newspaper New! Bob Herbert "We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges." Text (Requires Registration)
Text (Reprint)
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(Added 2005/10/28)
Big Fat Money/ Song (From album "Balance New! Alex Van Halen "I don't need no stinking click" Full AAC
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(Added 2005/10/27)
Eldest/Book New! Cobbler Loring/ Christopher Paolini «"Barges?" said the cobbler. "Barges?" We don't want no stinking barges!""» Page 413, Knopf Hardcover edition Click here
(Added 2005/08/30)
Super Mario Bros. episode: "Do You Princess Toadstool take this Koopa...?/ Animated TV Series New! Koopa Troopa/ John Stocker (?) "Caterers? We don't need no stinking caterers!" Audio
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(Added 2005/08/30)
"We Don't Need No Stinkin' Transmitters" entry from "Behind the Scenes" / Podcast Clip New! Craig Patchett "Transmitters? We don't need no stinkin' transmitters!" Audio Click here