[WinMac] Weekend humor

Daniel L. Schwartz(expresso[at]snip.net)
Fri, 26 Mar 1999 23:51:00 -0500

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Subject: The military mind at work!

 By the time a Marine pulled into a little town,
 every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have
 a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed,
 I don't care where."

 "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant
 - an Air Force guy," admitted the manager, "and
 he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell
 you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in
 adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm
 not sure it'd be worth it to you."

 "No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll
 take it."

 The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast
 bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?"
 asked the manager. "Never better." The manager was
 impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring,
 then?" "Nope, I shut him up in no time," said the
 Marine. "How'd you manage that?" asked the manager.
 "He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came
 in the room," the Marine explained.

 "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said,
 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night
 watching me."

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