[WinMac] Santa Claus [WAS: NT Services for Mac vs. Dave & PC MacLan?]


Dan Schwartz(expresso[at]snip.net)
Sun, 07 Mar 1999 15:02:30 -0500


        Bruce,

        I like your characterizations of sysadmins better than mine! :)

 FROM: <<http://www.morte.com/morte/syssanta.html>:

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Ever noticed how many similarities there are between SYSTEM
ADMINISTRATORS and SANTA CLAUS?

Here's a few:

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1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.

2. When you ask Santa for something, the odds of receiving what you
wanted are infinitesimal.

3. Santa seldom answers your mail.

4. When you ask Santa where he gets all the stuff he's got, he says,
"Elves make it for me."

5. Santa doesn't care about your deadlines.

6. Your parents ascribed supernatural powers to Santa, but did all the
work themselves.

7. Nobody knows who Santa has to answer to for his actions.

8. Santa laughs entirely too much.

9. Santa thinks nothing of breaking into your $HOME.

10. Only a lunatic says bad things about Santa in his presence.

         -- Thanks to: Greg Jewett for this contribution

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 (Provided courtesy of <<http://www.techtales.com>)

At 10:18 AM 3/7/99 -0700, Bruce Johnson wrote:

>Adam wrote:

>> Why is Dave, PC MacLan or any additional networking software necessary
when

>> AppleTalk, NT and Novell have all of this already built-in?

>

>Because so many administrators have the idea that somehow running
Macintosh

>services on their servers will cause them to bog down, become
incredibly

>unstable, cause early hair loss and send 'Good Times' emails to everyone
on

>their network.

>

>Because in 1986 Appletalk was a low speed very chatty protocol, and they
don't

>think that Macs can handle newfangled protocols like TCP/IP (gawds
honest

>troof...I was once told that by a sysadmin who really should have
known

>better) and so don't belong on 'their' network.

>

>Because Macs are only used by artsy-fartsy types and heroin addicts
(apologies

>to Dave Barry) ;-)

>

>Because in most places, people using Macs are treated as the
red-haired

>stepchildren by the system administrators, who don't understand why they
don't

>just give up and get assimilated by the MicroBorg Collective. After
all

>Windows systems are perfectly fine for the Sysadmins, so why should it
be

>different for anyone else in the enterprise.

>

>Beacuse using Dave, you can fool the sysadmins into thinking that that
box on

>your desk is really a Windows workstation...all you have to do is
fullscreen

>Softwindows every time they come by...just tell 'em you recycled your
Mac

>monitor to save the company money...

>

>Ok...I'll go take my meds and sit in the corner quietly, now, Nurse...

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