| When | What | Who | How | Where | Why |
| 1948 |
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre/Film |
Gold Hat/ Alfonso Bedoya |
"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"
|
- Video
- Audio
- Audio (longer clip, with Bogart's line)! |
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| 1967/09/11 |
The Monkees episode: "It's A Nice Place To Visit"/TV Series |
Micky Dolenz |
"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" |
- Video (Thanks Greg Grantham!) |
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| 1974 |
Blazing Saddles/Film |
Mexican Bandit |
"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" |
- Video
- Audio |
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| 1977/10/29 |
Saturday Night Live/TV Series |
"Pirate Killer Bee"/ John Belushi |
"We don't have no stinking UNICEF!" |
- Video |
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| 1978-1982? |
WKRP in Cincinatti/TV |
Dr. Johnny Fever/ Howard Hesseman |
"It was a minor misunderstanding one night with 145 Mexican cops. I thought they were soldiers. I said, 'Show me some badges.' The guy said, 'Badges? Ah, we don't need no stinking badges!'" |
- Video (Thanks Greg Grantham!) |
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| 1980 |
The Ninth Configuration/Film |
Unknown |
"We don't need no stinkin' badges!" |
- Video |
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| 1980-1982? |
Bosom Buddies/TV Series |
Kip Wilson/ Tom Hanks |
"I don't need no stinking hall pass!" |
- Video |
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| 1981 |
Elephant Parts/Film |
Bandito |
"Nachos! We don't need no stinking nachos!" |
- Video |
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| 1983/05/07 |
Wizards and Warriors episode: "The Dungeon of Death"/TV Series |
Neenja/ Ryeland G. Allison |
"Badgers? Badgers? You don't need no stinking badgers. You need knives." |
- Video
- Audio
(Clips courtesy of the Aperans W&W site and CJ) |
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| 1984 |
The Brother from Another Planet/Film |
Men in Black/ John Sayles and David Strathairn |
"Badges? What badges? We don't have to show you any badges." |
- Video |
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| 1984 |
Gotcha!/Film |
Manolo/ Jsu Garcia |
"Don't show me your badges! We don't know nothin' about no stinking badges!" |
- Video |
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| 1984/12/03 |
The A-Team episode: "There Goes the Neighborhood"/TV Series |
Captain H.M. 'Howling Mad' Murdock/ Dwight Schultz |
"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" |
- Video |
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| 1986 |
O.C. & Stiggs/ Film |
Bandito/ Maurice Orozco |
"Badges? Badges? We don't have no stinking badges! We've got souvenirs! You want to buy some goodies?" |
- Video (Thanks to Peter Hess for this gem!) |
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| 1986-1988 |
Sledge Hammer! episode: "Sledge, Rattle & Roll"/TV Series |
Sledge Hammer/ David Rasche |
"Hey... I don't need no sticking badges!" |
- Video |
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| 1987 |
The Principal/ Film |
Rick Latimer/ James Belushi |
"Give 'em some stinking badges Darcy". |
- Video |
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| 1989 |
UHF/Film |
Raul Hernandez/ Trinidad Silva |
"Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!" |
- Video |
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| 1989 |
Troop Beverly Hills/Film |
Rosa/ Shelley Morrison |
"Patches? We don't need no stinking patches!" |
- Video |
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| 1989/10/04 |
Super Mario Bros. episode: "Do You Princess Toadstool take this Koopa...?/ Animated TV Series |
Koopa Troopa/ John Stocker (?) |
"Caterers? We don't need no stinking caterers!" |
- Audio
- Video Missing Can you help?
|
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| 1989/12 |
Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode: "The Robot Vs. The Aztec Mummy"/ TV Show |
Joel/ Joel Hodgson |
"Mexico. This is the city. My name is Friday. I carry a badge. I don't need no stinkin' badge." |
- Video |
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| 1990 |
Flashback/Film |
Sparkle/ Kathleen York |
"Ooooh! We don't need no stinking badges, no?" |
- Video |
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| 1991 |
Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time/Film |
Arklon/ Wings Hauser |
"Badges? I don't need badges!" |
- Video |
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| 1991 |
Backdraft/Film |
Brian McCaffrey/ William Baldwin |
"Spinach? We don't need no stinking spinach!" |
- Video |
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| 1992 |
Meatballs 4/ Film |
Ricky Wade/ Corey Feldman |
"Cars? We don't need no stinking cars." |
- Video |
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| 1993/10/04 |
Beavis and Butt-Head episode: "Citizen Butt-Head"/TV series |
Beavis/ Mike Judge |
"We don't have to eat your stinking tacos! We have money." |
- Video |
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| 1994 |
City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold/Film |
Mitch Robbins/ Billy Crystal |
"We don't have to show you no stinking badges!" |
- Video |
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| 1994/07/30 |
badge15w.avi/ AVI Video (Ultimotion Codec) |
Do you know? |
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!" |
- AVI Clip (WMV)
- AVI Clip (Ultimotion codec. Available for Windows here.) |
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| 1998/03/18 |
3rd Rock From The Sun episode: "Stuck With Dick"/TV Series |
Harry Solomon/ French Stewart |
"Bagels? Bagels? We don't need no stinking bagels!" |
- Audio
- Video
- Full Video Clip (1.9MB) |
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| 1999 |
Pokemon: Vol. 11: The Great Race/Video |
Trainer |
DISCONFIRMED |
NOT FOUND |
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| 1999/05/19 |
The Drew Carey Show episode: "Up on the Roof"/TV series |
Lewis/ Ryan Stiles |
"Permits!? We don't need no stinking permits!" |
- Video |
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| 1999/10/24 |
The Simpsons episode: "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?"/TV series |
Homer/ Dan Castellaneta |
"We don't need no stinkin' E!" |
- Video |
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| 2000/11/09 |
Escape from Monkey Island/ Computer Game |
Guybrush Threepwood/ Dominic Armato |
"ID? I don't got to show you no stinkin' ID!" |
- Video (thanks to Dave B for the clip!) |
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| 2001 |
Bubble Boy/Film |
Slim/ Danny Trejo |
"Patches? I could use some stinkin patches!" |
- Video |
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| 2001/07/09 |
WWF Raw Is War episode/TV Series |
Stone Cold Steve Austin |
"Badges? You got us badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" |
- Video (Thanks Koga!) |
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| 2001/10/15 |
Crossing Jordan episode: "Born To Run"/TV Series |
Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh/ Jill Hennessy |
"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges." |
- Video |
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| 2001/11 |
Halo for Xbox - Audio Outtake/ Video Game |
Private Mendoza/ Mark Dias |
"You need some? Oh you want a little? How about some of this? Say hello to my little friend! We don't need no stinking badges!" |
- Audio |
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| 2002 |
"The New Beachcombers"/ TV Movie |
Scott Rivers/ Cameron Bancroft |
"We don't need no stinkin' barge!" |
- Video (MPEG clip) |
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| 2002/04/23 |
Andy Richter Controls the Universe episode: "Wedding"/TV Series |
Andy Richter/ Andy Richter |
"Badgers? I don't need no stinking badgers!" |
- Video |
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| 2002/04/25 |
Friends episode: "The One With The Baby Shower"/ TV Series |
Joey Tribbiani/ Matt LeBlanc |
«In what John Houston film would you hear this line, "Badges? We
don't need no stinkin' badges!"» |
- Video |
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| 2002/06/15 |
Totally Spies episode: "Man or Machine"/ Animated TV Series |
Alex/ Katie Leigh |
"Gadget? We don't need no stinking gadget." |
- Video |
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| 2002/10/08 |
Late Show With David Letterman/ TV Series |
David Letterman |
"Lampshades? We don't got no stinking lampshades!" |
- Video |
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| 2003 |
Holes/ Film |
Mr. Sir/ Jon Voight |
"We don't need no stinking onions." |
- Video |
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| 2003/02/15 |
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles episode: "A Better Mousetrap"/ Animated TV Series |
Michaelangelo/ Wayne Grayson |
"Chill bro -- we don't need no stinking surface world." |
- Video |
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| 2003/03/07 |
Farscape episode: "We're So Screwed, Part 2: Hot to Katratzi" / TV Series |
John Crichton/ Ben Browder |
"Codes ? We don't need no stinkin' codes!" |
- Video |
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| 2003/08/01 |
Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius episode: "A Beautiful Mine"/ Animated TV Series |
Sheen Juarerra Estevez/ Jeffrey Garcia |
"Uh, Libby, I don't think they need no stinkin' badges." |
- Video |
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| 2003/09 |
United Way PSA: "Darren Howard - New Orleans Saints"/ TV commercial/PSA |
Asian kid |
"Badges? We don't need any stinking badges!" |
- Video Clip
- Full commercial |
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| 2003/09/05 |
Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius episode: "Sorry, Wrong Era"/ Animated TV Series |
Hugh Beaumont Neutron/ Mark DeCarlo |
"Parachutes? I don't need no stinking parachute!" |
- Video |
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| 2003/12/30 |
Lingo/ TV Game Show |
Chuck Woolery |
"What's that famous movie line, 'Badges we don't need no stinking badges'?" |
- Video |
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| 2004/04/01 |
ER episode: "The Student"/ TV Series |
Nurse Samantha 'Sam' Taggart/ Linda Cardellini |
"Doctors? We don't need no stinking doctors" |
- Video |
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| 2005/03/03 |
Law & Order: Trial by Jury episode: "The Abominable Showman"/ TV Series |
Lennie Briscoe/ Jerry Orbach |
"We don't need no stinking badges... I said, yeah, people need to see our badges." |
- Video
|
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